DENTURES

By

Michael Edwin Q.

A guy goes to see his grandmother and takes one of his friends with him.

While he’s talking with his grandmother, his friend stars eating the peanuts that are on the coffee table, and he finishes them off.

As they’re leaving, the friend says, “Thanks for the peanuts.”

The grandmother says,

“Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off ‘em.

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